Ugh, it gets worse. Turns out this is only a "memorandum," which means it expires when Obama leaves office. Also, there won't be any of those little "health benefits" tied to this, because of a little something called DOMA. You know, the policy the Obama administration defended last week? Same thing goes for Don't Ask Don't Tell: Eligible military servicemen and women won't be able to receive these benefits, whatever they may be.